• Culture
Opinion: Flock Cameras Didn’t Just Help Me Fight Crime—They Helped Me Find My Future Wife
Without automated license-plate readers, Trish would have no idea who I am
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All 21 stories from The Upstate Owl
• Business
Breaking: Data Center on Paris Mountain Breaks Ground
The Archive at Altamont said to bring thousands of temporary jobs to the Upstate.
• Local
Sheriff urges residents to stay off of roads because South Carolina drivers "are the worst"
"The roads were not safe before the storm, they were not safe during the storm, and brother, they will not be safe after the storm"
• Politics
Trump cancels Greenland invasion after learning the dog sled teams are "absolute Bad*** Motherf***ers"
Pentagon briefing reveals Sirius Patrol members undergo Navy SEAL training, NASA psychological conditioning
• Local
Local Man Confident 7-6 Clemson Would "Absolutely Destroy" Undefeated National Champion Indiana
Simpsonville resident cites "quality losses" and "eye test" as evidence Tigers are clearly superior to 16-0 Hoosiers
• Politics
BREAKING: Trump Accidentally Purchases Iceland Instead of Greenland
Greenland, Iceland, And Denmark In Awkward Turmoil As Trump Insists He “Was Always Negotiating For Both”
Greenville Man's First Thought Upon Hearing Maduro Captured: 'Wonder What This'll Do To Gas Prices'
Local resident admits he "couldn't find Venezuela on a map" but remains deeply concerned about potential impact at the pump
• Local
Bama Dan Now Discussing 'Next Season' As If Playoff Never Happened
Man who sent 47 bracket screenshots has not acknowledged any of the 47 score screenshots sent to him
• Local
Local Alabama Fan Reminds Clemson Friends For 47th Time That Bama Is In Playoffs
"Just wanted to make sure y'all saw the bracket," says man who has sent bracket 46 previous times
• Culture
Area Dad Insists Roman Candle 'Supposed To Do That' After It Fires Sideways Into Neighbor's Yard
Neighbor's lawn flamingo did not survive