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Falls Park Swan Elected Mayor in Stunning Write-In Campaign
The beloved waterfowl secured 67% of the vote after promising to "honk for lower taxes."
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Liberty Bridge to Charge Toll Based on Instagram Photo Duration
City officials say the new policy will reduce pedestrian congestion by 80%.
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Greenville Drive Announces Perfect Season After Opponents Fail to Show Up
"We technically won every game," says confused team manager.
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Local Brewery Releases IPA So Hoppy It Achieves Sentience
The beer reportedly asked for a raise before escaping into the Reedy River.
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Furman Squirrels Form Union, Demand Better Acorn Benefits
Campus administration says negotiations are "nuts."
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