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Sheriff urges residents to stay off of roads because South Carolina drivers "are the worst"
"The roads were not safe before the storm, they were not safe during the storm, and brother, they will not be safe after the storm"
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Local Man Confident 7-6 Clemson Would "Absolutely Destroy" Undefeated National Champion Indiana
Simpsonville resident cites "quality losses" and "eye test" as evidence Tigers are clearly superior to 16-0 Hoosiers
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Bama Dan Now Discussing 'Next Season' As If Playoff Never Happened
Man who sent 47 bracket screenshots has not acknowledged any of the 47 score screenshots sent to him
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Local Alabama Fan Reminds Clemson Friends For 47th Time That Bama Is In Playoffs
"Just wanted to make sure y'all saw the bracket," says man who has sent bracket 46 previous times
• Culture
Area Dad Insists Roman Candle 'Supposed To Do That' After It Fires Sideways Into Neighbor's Yard
Neighbor's lawn flamingo did not survive
• Food & Drink
Local Restaurant Closes After 14 Years; Replacement Restaurant Already Closed
Third concept reportedly 'in talks' with landlord, expected to fail by Valentine's Day
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Simpsonville Man Who Has Never Played Football Confident He Could Have Saved Clemson
"This is what happens when you don't have a real program," says Alabama fan for 47th time this season
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Masked Vigilante 'Hero 119' Exploits Loophole In Greenville's Anti-Lying-Down Ordinance
Mysterious figure naps on public benches for exactly 119 minutes before calmly relocating
• Local
Downtown Ice Rink Delayed After Ice Refuses To Freeze In 75-Degree Weather
United Community Ice on Main becomes United Community Puddle on Main
• Culture
Woodruff Road To Add 47 New Lanes In Desperate Bid To Reduce Traffic
Engineers admit they're 'just guessing at this point'
• Local
Local Detective Vows To Release Complete Unredacted Epstein Files
Detective Dan, citing "the people's right to know," provides The Upstate Owl with exclusive documents
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Unregistered Candidate Demands Recount In Travelers Rest Mayoral Race He Did Not Enter
Dan "Landslide" McCready claims Mayor Amidon "got lucky" despite his failure to file paperwork, live in city limits, or tell anyone he was running